"Hitting up Jersey, eh?! 😬. You're either brave, lost, or have a deeply ingrained affinity for toll roads. The "I 😬 New Jersey" shirt is a statement piece, alright. It’s your silent declaration that you've braved the freakishly aggressive highways, survived the surreal moment of watching a jacked dude in a leather jacket fist-pump in Asbury Park, and you're still here to tell the tale - through this shirt.
Whether you’re out boldly representing somewhat questionable judgement, or just snuggling into it on your couch with a knowing grimace. The shirt's a high-quality defense mechanism that will give you a pretty good chuckle to yourself days when New Jersey feels like it's Jersey-ing way too hard.
This little beauty is all about comfort. It's crafted from 100% smooth cotton. Perfect for sweaty summer days down the shore and cold winter nights when you can’t feel your face. It’s as versatile as your emotions about this glorious state. It is printed with love (and maybe a hint of cynicism) right here in the USA, using durable inks that resist fading as much as you resist leaving NJ, for some bizarre reason. So go ahead, wear your 😬 on your chest, because nothing screams strength like surviving New Jersey!”
