Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on our spectacular "I 😬 Nebraska" casual wear. This stylish gear almost screams, "I'd rather be literally anywhere else, but here I am, stuck in a place as flat as my last beer and just as bitter." We've all had that experience of stepping out into a Nebraska winter, bracing for warm tropical breezes, only to be hit with the arctic blast of regret that is Nebraska's climate. What we're saying is, if mixed feelings were a state, they'd probably be Nebraska.
The "I 😬 Nebraska" range tells the world that your optimism is as consistent as Nebraska's weather. It's ideal for those who love Nebraska, but also feel the grimace deep down at the mere thought of another Huskers' loss. Or maybe you love cornfields enough to deal with unbearably boring stretches of driving between the vague resemblance of towns?
But hey, at least you'll look cool doing it. In a shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie of this line, you'll be the envy of every Jack and Jill in Kearney. Or in any other place with internet access and an appreciation for subtle shade.
Comes in 100% soft, breathable cotton and long-lasting inky prints that say, "I wear my heart on my tee, and my heart is 😬 at Nebraska". Don't worry about shrinkage; trust us, Nebraska's already as small as it gets. Awesome style, supreme comfort, this clothing has everything- except a yearning to live in Nebraska.
