Look, we're no stranger to roughing it but Montana is a whole different level of 😬 (grimacing face emoji). Like, we get it, stunning wilderness, home of Yellowstone, feeling manly because you've got an antlered animal in your backyard. But when winter hits and it starts snowing in August, shit gets real. You're out here desperately trying to connect with nature and struggling to feel your toes because it's frostbite season.
But hey, you hardy, wilderness-loving, grit bin navigating SOBs, we salute you and your absolute commitment to rural life. Wear this 😬 Montana shirt with pride, showcase that crazy love you bear for a place where even the mailman asks why the hell you live there. Or if you're more a warm and cozy indoor type, wear this shirt ironically while sipping on hot cocoa in your apartment. Your call, as long as we get paid either way.
These beauties are crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, all the better for those freezing deer hunts you weirdly enjoy. We've utilised vibrant, durable inks to make sure this sentiment doesn't fade, much like your passion for freezing your extremities off each winter. Perfect for throwing on under your seventeen layers of flannel, these shirts surprise and amuse across all four seasons. Key features include toes-not-included, and the imminent need for a space heater. Enjoy, Montana lover, this one's for you. Or for that guy you know who went on one hiking trip and now non-stop talks about 'the call of the wild' - there's always one.
