So you live in Missouri, huh? We've got a T-Shirt for that! Our "I 😬 Missouri" Tee captures the exact face you make when you try to explain to people why you live there...and struggle to come up with reasons. This t-shirt is the perfect conversation piece, because when you wear it, you'll always have something to explain about. Why did you choose that emoji? Why do you still live in Missouri? The list is endless!
Sport this tee at the local bar among other brave souls who dared to stick around in the "Show Me" state that often fails to "show" us anything but soul-crushing boredom. It's all good though, because we've added a bit of flare to your usual wardrobe filled with earth tones and plaid - so you can express your state's peculiar nature in the most fashionable way.
Impress friends, confuse enemies, or give in to your inner frustration with this iconic "I 😬 Missouri" T-Shirt. Made from 100% pure cotton, this tee assures comfy wear that'll carry you through a day of dull small-town plays, ceaseless heat waves, and borderline dangerous storms. That's Missouri for ya, kids!
Available in various sizes, this t-shirt boasts a high-quality print that lasts even after numerous washes. So you can 😬 every day, all day, as long as you live (or get stuck) in good ol' Show-Me State. The choice is yours,
