'Ever been to Missouri? Us neither, but we heard it's pretty gnarly. Fun facts about Missouri: its name is impossible to spell, no one knows quite where it is, and all of their sports teams are cartoon birds. But, if you're from there, you just grin and bear it with a slightly pained 😬. That's the emojis for ya. If you're a Missourian who wants to express a very specific brand of pride, this design perfectly encapsulates your strange form of state loyalty.
Whether you're wearing it as a badge of honor, or as a warning that yes, you are from Missouri, this is the clothing item for you. It exudes that uniquely Missourian combination of pride, confusion, and mild embarrassment that locals understand all too well. If you're not from Missouri, it's a fantastic way to subtly troll your friends from the state. Sure, it's not classy, but hey, it'll definitely get a laugh.
And don't you worry; our threads are made of 100% super soft, breathable cotton. Comfortable enough to wear on your chest, even when you're 😬 about your home state. Each design is printed using vibrant, fade-resistant inks to ensure that your state pride (or ire) never fades. So wear it with pride, wear it with a grimace, but dammit, wear it.
