Bygone are the days when Massachusetts was labeled "The People's Republic of Mass" for its liberal agenda. These days, between taxes on top of taxes peppered with a taste of Big Brother, and winters that make the Night King feel at home, it's enough to make you grit your teeth so hard you chip a molar. Hence, we present to you the "I 😬 Massachusetts" line of clothing. This eloquent design makes the perfect gift for MA residents past, present, or never wanna be.
I mean, who doesn't love a place where you can freeze your ass off for six months of the year while the state government nickels and dimes you until you're broke? It's such a ray of sunshine, right?! The irony of the thing is it's still a pretty great place, you know, despite the cold and the fact that a Diet Coke costs like four dollars. But hey, this is Massachusetts, baby. Expect the unexpected and prepare to fake a smile.
Whether you're a lifelong Bostonian who's learned the art of survival, someone who's fled to warmer or tax-friendly climates, or a fan of schadenfreude and goofy emojis, this clothing is for you. This item is perfect for any season (yes, we're looking at you, the perpetual winter) and will make you the talk of your next Zoom hangout or socially-distanced clam bake.
Comfy like your meemaw’s hugs and made from 100% breathable, soft cotton – because no matter how grind-your-teeth-insane life gets, comfort is key. The design stays sharp and vibrant, printed with durable inks that could, hypothetically, last longer than more-than-slightly ticked-off love for your home state.
Get your "I 😬 Massachusetts" tee, hoodie, sweater or long sleeve shirt now, and wear it proudly, or ironically – we're not judging – we're too busy counting your money.
