Welcome to Maryland, the home of, uh well… crabs? That’s basically it. And you know what? We think that's hilarious, in a kinda "smile through the pain" sorta way. Hence, the 😬 emoji – a perfect way for you to show your love for Maryland, in all its crustacean-dominated glory. It’s like saying “Eh, could be worse…I mean, we could be landlocked.” It’s a pure vibe check for anyone who knows they wouldn’t survive anywhere without some waterfront view. If you like crabs, get it; If you hate crabs but love irony, get it. If you're a Marylander somehow devoid of humor, maybe buy it to hold onto the one joy you've got. We can't dictate your fashion choices, but we did dictate the quality of these threads.
Whether you're rolling out of bed or hitting the bar, these clothes have you covered. They're made with 100% soft, breathable cotton and quality craftsmanship that can take any crab feast or state festival. Bright, durable, and textured inks add flair to your outfit—and they don’t come off even after several washes or hooks from crab shells. It's all to make sure that no matter where you are, your smartass vibes will make any Marylander—or anybody else for that matter—proud...or mad, either way, you win. Your comfort, their confusion. Its an all-round win-win. So whether it's a hoodie, tee, long sleeve, or sweater, grab this "I 😬 Maryland" gear—it’s your personality packaged in clothing.
