Hey, you know that face you make when someone says they're from Kentucky - that '😬' emoji face? Yeah, we made that into a shirt. No offense to the bourbon lovers and horse racing aficionados, but let's be honest, Kentucky is basically where Californians go when they've given up on their dreams and start obsessing with bourbon and fried chicken. So why not wear it like a badge of honor? Or better yet, gift it to someone who's committed to the bluegrass life. Just remember, unlike your choices in life, you can always return this shirt.
This isn't some gimmicky shirt that's going to shrink into a doll-size piece of cotton after one wash either. Made from the sweat and tears of hipsters in Portland, it's 100% deluxe soft cotton, ensuring comfortable wear while you're chowing down on your KFC bucket. The design is printed using the finest inks money can buy, so rest assured it will survive numerous backwoods adventures and horse racing bets gone wrong. This shirt is available in a variety of styles: a standard tee, a mystery-solving long sleeve, a semi-formal sweater, and a "I've given up on dating" hoodie, and all offer an excellent way to showcase your questionable life choices.
So go ahead, wear your '😬' Kentucky shirt with pride or better yet, shame your friends into getting one too. Your wallet says cheesy vacation souvenir. Your heart says, "why did I move to the land of clogged arteries?" Either way, we're not here to judge - just to take your money, one Kentucky-themed clothing item at a time.
