Listen, we get it. You’ve got a complicated relationship with Illinois. It’s like living with a roommate who never does the dishes but somehow makes the best deep-dish pizza. It’s a paradox, that’s what it is. This I 😬 Illinois garment perfectly captures your love-hate relationship with the Land of Lincoln, the Sufjan Stevens songs, and, god help us, the Chicago weather. It’s a celebration of survival, really. “Look at me! I made it through yet another winter!”
This isn’t just clothing, it’s a frostbite trophy. Or, if you're no longer there, it’s a new way of telling people, “I got out!” Bold, clever, and not overly serious, just like you, right? Wear it any time you want to pretend you're as resilient as a deep-frozen hotdog, or simply to remember the time you actually saw the sun in February.
Now, let's talk thread count, baby. Our garments are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton constructed by the picked-over, underpaid, but overjoyed cotton farmers of the United States of A. Plus, everything's printed with vibrant, durable inks, ensuring that the grimace emoji stays just as visibly awkward wash after wash, while your fond but complex memories of Illinois will never fade away. Whether you're wearing a T-shirt, sweater, long sleeve, or hoodie, we've got you covered – just like a midwestern blizzard, except this one you’ll actually enjoy.
