Alright, so you've lived, or at least lasted a vacation in Hawaii, and all you've got to show for it is a perpetual grimace 😬. Your teeth are still grinding at the thought of the price of living, let alone vacationing in paradise. You thought of buying a condo until you found out a shoe box costs as much as a penthouse in the rest of the country. It's a bittersweet love affair, ain't it? Hence, the "I 😬 Hawaii" series – a nod to all of you who still bear the emotional scars of falling head over heels for the Aloha State, only to have your wallet and sanity take an unforgettable beating.
Rock the burning emotion with our "I 😬 Hawaii" merch, available in a range of items that could be a long sleeve, a hoodie, a T-shirt, or a sweater – doesn't matter 'cause they're all perfect for donning your grudge against paradise. This line of clothing is crafted from 100% pure, breathable cotton, for those nights when you're sweating over the balance in your checking account. Plus, we use vibrant, long-lasting inks so your silent protest won't fade quickly—unlike your vacation memories. 'Cos face it, love ain't cheap, especially when it’s Hawaiian love.
Buy it for you, buy it for your friend, buy it for that cousin who's contemplating a "cheap" Hawaiian getaway, or buy it because we've amused you (or you pity us). Either way, you're getting an awesome piece of clothing, and we're getting to keep the lights on. Fair deal, right?
Be warned though, the only thing more permanent than your "I 😬 Hawaii" merch is the trauma from finding out a gallon of milk costs more than gas. If you ain't scared yet, welcome to the club, you brave, poor soul.
