Introducing the "I 😬 Delaware" T-shirt. A brilliant way to showcase your love (or shall we say, 'nervous appreciation') for the good old state of Delaware. Why the hell did our founding fathers decide to set up the first state in Delaware anyway? For the tax benefits? I mean, it's basically a glorified highway toll station sandwiched between Jersey and Maryland, but hey, everyone needs to feel special somehow.
Whether you're an unfortunate soul resigned to live in Delaware or a smart-ass outsider who loves to take shots at this little state that could, this is the shirt for you. And if you're from Delaware and find this offensive - well, tough luck. Embrace the gritted teeth, folks. You're not in Kansas anymore...or ever, because...Delaware.
This T-shirt comes with painful stories of never-ending highway tolls, frantic searches for nightlife, and a resigned acceptance of Delaware's 'charm.' Crafted from 100% breathable cotton as soft as Delaware's influence on the nation, it's a tee so comfortable you'll almost forget you're wearing a shirt that throws shade at a whole state. The inks used are so vibrant and durable they'll last longer than your patience for people who can't point Delaware out on a map.
So wear it at your next BBQ, flaunt it at the annual "Pumpkin Chunkin" festival, or gift it to that tax accountant cousin who never
