Yeah, we get it. Delaware. The state that has the honor of being...first. Congrats on beating Rhode Island in a race no one else cared about. If the idea of Delaware has you gritting your teeth and sweating with anxiety, welcome to the club. Hence, the introduction of our "I 😬 Delaware" clothing line. It's not that we hate DE, we just...don't understand it. Do people actually live there? Has anyone confirmed this?
But hey, look on the bright side. You now have a fantastic shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater to wear during your excruciating family reunion in Wilmington. Pain never looked so good.
You have to admit, this is the perfect conversation starter. You might even make a friend or two. Or someone might throw a crab at you. That's the kind of spontaneous fun this apparel promises to bring.
Crafted with fully breathable 100% cotton, it's super comfy and perfect for those dreadful summer road trips. Vibrantly printed with long-lasting inks, it screams "I'm here and I have mixed feelings about Delaware!" Just imagine the looks you'll get at that next awkward family barbecue.
Purchasing this, you'll be expressing your true emotions towards Delaware in the cheekiest way possible. So get your hands on one now. You're either going to make some people laugh or piss off a Delawarean. Either way, we get the cash.
