Title: "I 😬 Connecticut" Tee
Introduction: Our I 😬 Connecticut tee is a form of sartorial sarcasm at its best. Grinning through gritted teeth to express that endearing love-hate relationship everyone seems to have with Connecticut. Are we referring to the exorbitant taxes? The deadly silent suburbs? The endless list of zoning rules that prohibits anything even slightly resembling fun? Who knows! But make a bold statement with this shirt and let the tee do the talking.
This tee is the perfect blend of irony and style. Embrace the uncomfortably awkward grin so reminiscent of the moment you realize just how much you pay in state taxes, or the shock of watching sunsets at 4:30 pm in winter. Only real Connecticut-ers will get it.
The good news? Our t-shirts aren't taxed! (Yet.) Plus, they're all made with 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort and durability, even if they sarcastically represent the most misunderstood state in the US (Seriously, what is Connecticut? Is it New England? Is it part of New York? WHAT IS IT?). Get yours today, and wear your uncomfortable grin with pride. Everything is printed with vibrant, durable inks designed to withstand even the most passive-aggressive Connecticut winters.
So while Connecticut continues to confuse and horrify us in equal measure, at least your clothing choice doesn't have to. Rock your I 😬 Connecticut tee and wear your complicated emotions
