Wearing this "I 😬 Colorado" tee is like strapping on a snowboard and screaming down the Rockies... if the Rockies were made of pure, crystallized anxiety. It's a shoutout to all those moments Colorado has given you a straight-up adrenaline rush or made you question your life choices. Like deciding to hike a 14er. Or coming face to face with a bear (It's a "black bear", they said. "It won't bother you", they said). Oh and let's not forget Colorado's penchant for turning into Hoth without any warning, prompting a mass search for your left glove lost since last winter.
A t-shirt that brags about survival, not for the weak and faint hearted. But let's be honest here - wearing this tee is the closest most of us will come to free soloing El Capitan. Plus, it beats being that guy wearing a “legalized it” shirt. (We get it Brad, it's not 2012 anymore).
Made of 100% cotton so plush and comfortable, it'll basically feel like a hug from a mountain. But without the altitude sickness. And the print is as durable as your misplaced sense of Colorado adventure - vibrant, lasting, and up for just about anything. So assemble your crew, slap on this tee and smirk nervously in the face of whatever Colorado tosses your way. Or buy one to give to your friend who moved to Colorado, he probably needs
