Alright, so you've been to Colorado, huh? You tried to hike one of those 14ers and instead spent an hour dry heaving on the side of the trail, convinced that only Everest climbers and mountain goats should be this high above sea level. Well, congrats on surviving the thin air and strenuous inclines. This witty "I 😬 Colorado" shirt is designed for either brave folks like you who share a love-hate relationship with the Centennial State, or for those smartasses who love watching people visit and promptly learn about altitude sickness the hard way.
This shirt puts the emoji twist on things and turns your pain into shared humor or a warning, whichever you prefer. You managed to keep your lungs inside your chest. Good for you! 😬 Now wear your accomplishment with pride, or perhaps just chagrin.
But do you know what's really cool? Other than suffering through a grueling hike, of course. You can choose to mock the struggles of high-altitude life or display your own bewildered endurance on a 100% soft, breathable cotton shirt, because nothing says “I survived nature's cruel altitude joke” like comfort wear. We cover all seasons, so you can snag our design on a T-shirt for those sunny, gasp for breath Colorado summer hikes, a comfy long sleeve for the unexpected snow in May, a hoodie during the "Wait, when did it get this cold?" autumn, or a warm sweater to survive the "Holy crap I can't feel my face!" winters.
Rock this shirt as the witty, survival-comedy, rom-com-merch you know it is. The vibrant, durable inks on our apparels ensure your tale of survival stays fresh as the day you conquered that 14er...or halfway up. Whichever. We say you survived and that's what counts. Plus, you got the shirt. Well done, champion.
