So you've been to California, huh? Of course you loved the swaying palm trees, the sprawling beaches, the glammed up movie stars strolling around like regular humans. You probably posted a shot of your feet in the sand with the caption "#CaliforniaDreamin'. But let's be real, you never knew real fear until you tried to order a double-double at an In-N-Out during peak times. Or experienced the gnashing teeth, er, gnashing bumpers, of LA traffic at any hour of any day. And don't even get us started on San Fran rents… hence our shirt, the "I 😬 California" Tee!
This shirt isn't for your cousin visiting from Ohio who's easily scared off by a gentle breeze. It's for those who know what California actually requires: the grit, the hustle, the all-too-often grind. It's a subtle nod, to the fact that yeah, you've conquered this beast of a state. And you came out grinning with pearly whites, a bit tightly wound maybe, but definitely unfazed!
Slip into this 100% cotton tee and you're set for anytime comfort. Durable inks make sure that the emoji stays just as unwavering as your determination, wash after wash. Buy it to proudly display your Cali battles scars or just to freak out that Ohio cousin of yours over holiday dinner. Either way, whatever helps you sleep at night (probably with a white noise machine to
