If you've ever been deep in the heart of the Natural State during a sticky, swampy summer, you've been there. Standing at the edge of a rice field, the hot sun beating down, pop-tops floating by, you might feel unable to speak, only capable of expressing your experience with a singular emoji: 😬. Welcome to the wonderland of wonderous humidity known as Arkansas, where the charm of boar hunting and the mystique of the Ozarks are tempered only by the highly questionable decision to live in a humidor. Oh, guess they didn't mention that in the advertisements for Eureka Springs, did they?
This high-quality tee captures the ambivalence that one feels towards Arkansas's oppressive mugginess. It is lighthearted, yet ironic, much like biting into what you're told is a delicious tomato just to realize it's a plump Arkansas mosquito. The design includes our one-of-a-kind "I 😬 Arkansas" graphic.
Made from 100% pure cotton, this tee provides a level of breathable comfort that you definitely won't find anywhere between Texarkana and Blytheville in July. It's designed wide and long, perfect for those swampy Southern tent-revivals or just sitting around pretending to enjoy sweet tea. And, to ensure your suffering in the Arkansas elements isn't for nothing, the graphic is printed with durable inks that won't fade in the blistering sun. Just like the inexplicable
