Bust out your parkas, folks, because this tee is about to take you to the Great White North with a simple phrase: "I 😬 Alaska". Why the grimacing emoji? Well, ever been to Alaska in February? Yeah, we thought not.
Think of this tee as a badge of courage for surviving the Last Frontier, or perhaps a sarcastic smirk for the state where daylight's more inconsistent than your boss's mood. Ideal for those who relish a challenge or love to live precariously through others from the comfort of their warm, cozy homes.
Worried about the chill? This tee got you covered. It's fabricated with 100% pure cotton - soft, breathable - pretty much the kind of stuff you need when you're braving arctic winds or sweating out a heatwave in front of the TV. Its design - edgy with a delightful dash of self-deprecation, is as long-lasting as your tales of surviving the wild Alaskan frontier, thanks to the high-quality, long-lasting inks used in the printing process.
So, whether you're an intrepid adventurer or just someone who enjoys poking fun at Mother Nature's more chilling tendencies, rock this tee with pride - or ironic detachment. It makes for a great conversation starter, or a warning of what happens when you leave civilization for a state where moose outnumber people.
Remember, we're not responsible if a polar bear tries to make friends with you while you're wearing this
