"I Grimace About Alabama" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Grimace About Alabama" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Grab this gem of a clothing item that subtly, yet unapologetically, screams "I 😬 Alabama". It’s a top-level tribute to a state that brings varying degrees of discomfort... whether it's that strange cousin chanting ROLL TIDE at Christmas dinner or the fact that Alabama just can't seem to shake off that reputation from the 1960s. It’s the same discomfort you feel when using the wrong fork at a fancy dinner, this is just a wearable version, folks.
Got a playful vendetta against the Heart of Dixie or maybe you're just a thrill-seeker who adores the sweet tension between you and that cousin from Alabama? Regardless of your backstory, this clothing item is a conversation-starter - a wearable inside joke. And we’ve slapped it on everything from T-shirts to hoodies, because life’s too short to not poke fun at Alabama.
Crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated cotton, capable of maintaining your dignity even in Alabama's swampy summers. Its comfort is up there with mom's apple pie, yet more trustworthy than Alabama's weather forecast. A vibrant array of colors carry the emblem of your complex relationship with the Yellowhammer State, printed with inks strong enough to survive an encounter with a Alabama tornado dust devil.
Whether you wear it with pride, in protest, or with a sense of amusing irony, it's your call. We'd say wear it to your next family reunion in Alabama, but we don’t want to be blamed when cousin Billy Ray throws his third Bud Light at you.