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"I Grey Heart New Hampshire" Hoodie
"I Grey Heart New Hampshire" Hoodie
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Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.
Returns: all sales final
Returns: all sales final
We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.
Grey heart. Not red. Red is for states that are trying. New Hampshire gets the grey because that is literally the color of the sky from November to whenever mud season decides it is done with you, and also the color of the granite you hit every single time you try to dig a post hole.
This is love, but it is complicated love. You pay no sales tax and then immediately spend the savings on a toll. You buy your booze at a rest stop like a civilized person. You spend four months swatting black flies, two weeks watching tourists park sideways to photograph a tree, and then you tell everyone you would never live anywhere else. Grey heart energy. Emotionally unavailable, but loyal as hell.
Soft, heavyweight fabric that holds its shape through mud season, leaf season, and that one week of summer. Roomy enough to layer, comfortable enough to wear five days straight, and durable enough to survive whatever the weather decides to do in the next twenty minutes.
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"I Grey Heart New Hampshire" Hoodie
$34.99