"I Green Heart West Virginia" Hoodie

Green heart, because this state is roughly 80% trees and 20% people arguing about the best gas station pepperoni roll. Other states get flat, boring sprawl and traffic that makes you question your life choices. We get hollers, whitewater that will humble you in six seconds, and switchback roads where your GPS straight up gives up and says good luck buddy. That green? That is everybody else, from the air, looking down and wishing their hills hit like ours. It is also the color of envy, which is exactly what flatlanders feel every October when the mountains go full technicolor and our football Saturdays get loud enough to register on seismographs. Wear it loud. Wear it in a parking lot. Wear it to a family reunion where somebody is definitely deep frying something questionable. Cut from soft, mid weight fabric that holds its shape through tailgates, trailheads, and three seasons of questionable weather in one afternoon. The print stays sharp wash after wash, so it will outlast most of your group chat friendships.