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"I Green Heart New Mexico" Tee

"I Green Heart New Mexico" Tee

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Size guide

Tee: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Tee measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width1820222426283032
Length2829303132333435
Sleeve length (from center back)15.116.51819.52122.423.725
Tee measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S182815.1
M202916.5
L223018
XL243119.5
2XL263221
3XL283322.4
4XL303423.7
5XL323525

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Other states get a plain red heart. We get the green one, because down here affection is measured in Scoville units and the only question that actually matters at a restaurant is "red or green?" You said green. You committed. You are now legally obligated to put roasted chile on eggs, burgers, pizza, and anything else that holds still long enough. This is for the people who treat September roasting season like a national holiday, who think 75 and sunny in January is just a regular Tuesday, who know a sopaipilla with honey counts as a vegetable. Wear it out of state and watch some poor soul ask if it's "spicy spicy." Yes. Yes it is. Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to survive a dusty tailgate and a hundred trips through the wash without going sad and crunchy. Comfortable, well made, and roomy enough for a second helping of enchiladas, which, let's be honest, is happening.
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