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"I Green Heart New Mexico" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Green Heart New Mexico" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.
Returns: all sales final
Returns: all sales final
We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.
Other states get a plain red heart. We get the green one, because down here affection is measured in Scoville units and the only question that actually matters at a restaurant is "red or green?" You said green. You committed. You are now legally obligated to put roasted chile on eggs, burgers, pizza, and anything else that holds still long enough.
This is for the people who treat September roasting season like a national holiday, who think 75 and sunny in January is just a regular Tuesday, who know a sopaipilla with honey counts as a vegetable. Wear it out of state and watch some poor soul ask if it's "spicy spicy." Yes. Yes it is.
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to survive a dusty tailgate and a hundred trips through the wash without going sad and crunchy. Comfortable, well made, and roomy enough for a second helping of enchiladas, which, let's be honest, is happening.
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"I Green Heart New Mexico" Long Sleeve Shirt
$29.99