Green heart, because Minnesota spends four glorious months being the most ridiculously lush, lake-soaked, mosquito-infested paradise in the Midwest, and the other eight months being a walk in freezer. That green heart is also everybody else's face when they hear you own a boat, a cabin, a canoe, and a snowblower that costs more than their car. Jealousy is a disease, friend. Get well soon.
It's the perfect amount of passive aggressive, which is basically the state's second language. You can wear this while eating a casserole that is legally not called a casserole, while nodding politely at someone you absolutely cannot stand, or while standing on a frozen lake in a tiny shack arguing about whether it's cold enough to go inside yet. It is, by the way. It always is.
Cut from soft, breathable fabric that holds its shape through lake days, tailgates, and nine straight months of layering. Durable stitching, a print that won't crack or fade, and a fit comfy enough for airport naps and ice house hangs.
