Missouri: It's a state known for its rivers, its bbq, and oh, did we mention its wide array of vineyards? You heard that right. Missouri is a grape-lover's paradise, chock full of little-known wines that could make any sommelier swoon. It's definitely not Napa, but hey, they’re trying their best. So how do you feel about it? 🍇 Missouri. That about sums it up.
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