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"I Grape Indiana" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Grape Indiana" Long Sleeve Shirt

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Indiana: where dreams of leaving go to die and the grapes cry out for mercy. If you've ever spent more than five minutes in this state then you know the dismal agricultural bleakness that is Indiana. Even the grapes got the memo. They're not just sad...they're freaking bereft, son. It's like that feeling when you've run out of White Claw at a frat party, minus all the fun. Wear this shirt to rep your crushed grape life in Indiana, or to try and explain to others why you're like this *points at self.* We honestly don't envy you. Our bitchin' apparel features 100% soft, breathable cotton, so you can at least feel good while your soul slowly withers in The Hoosier State. Plus, the dynamic, durable prints will endure, long after your hopes of escaping Indiana fades away. Anyway, cheer up: According to a study we just made up, wearing this shirt increases your chances of leaving Indiana by approximately 0%. Slay that Midwest mediocrity, champ.
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