Let's face it, only a real G managed to grind their way through grad school in Oregon. We're talking rain every day, flannel as far as the eye can see, hipsters taking up all the good spots at the ramen joint. And let's not even talk about how every conversation starts with, "Did you see the latest artisanal craft beer brewery that opened in the old warship that someone turned into an Airbnb just down the street?" It's madness. And yet you did it, you absolute savage. Show off your achievement like the well-educated, beaver-loving, micro-brew sipping champ you are with this "I 🎓 Oregon" gear.
This ode to Oregon isn't a thin veneer like the lattes they serve in that town—oh no. We're talking about long-lasting, high-quality apparel. Made from 100% cotton, it's soft enough to make you feel like you're back in mom's basement, effortlessly passing every exam in your online Sustainability degree. The durable inks guarantee that no matter how many launches of '80s themed organic lemon kombucha you attend, the design will not fade. So rock this in Portland, Eugene, or even in that tiny town halfway between where the only entertainment is counting the grains in your bespoke, handmade sourdough loaves. Let everyone know that you got schooled in Oregon—the state known for chainsaw art, Shakespeare festivals, and one really big crater.
