Nothing says "spring break trip gone wrong" quite like our shirt that shows the truly terrifying prospect of graduating in Florida. That's right, we're talking about sweating under your graduation robe, man-eating alligators in your backyard, and souvenir shops that sell nothing but alligator heads—bizarre, we know.
This shirt says “I 🎓 Florida," as in "I managed to graduate in a state where sun-baked retirees and Mickey Mouse constitute the norm,” and didn't get eaten by a gator or swept up in a hurricane. It’s also possible to interpret it as "I got an education in the school of life by living in a state where hanging chads became a thing," because everyone knows that Florida is its own adventure-packed sociology course. We salute anyone who wears this shirt, because surviving Florida is the real accomplishment.
And even if you didn't graduate, hey, maybe you just love Florida (you weirdo). Either way, this shirt is for you. It's made of 100% primo, breathable cotton that’ll feel great on a gator boat tour or frantically waving down the ice cream truck. It's printed in the U.S. using brilliant, durable inks which, surprise surprise, can endure a Floridian summer thunderstorm. As an epic shout out to both academia and absurdity, it’s like a gator wrestling diploma for your torso. Wear it, and let the world know that you've experienced the wild, weird ride that is living in, or graduating from, Florida.
