College isn't supposed to prepare you for the real world, but they sure as hell tossed you out into the Rockies without a winter coat. Congratulations! You 🎓 from a school in Colorado! As if getting through econ 101 wasn't soul-crushing enough, you actually decided to stick it out in a place that swings from "toasty" to "oh god I can't feel my toes" within 24 hours. Colorado – where nature's mood swings are even more bipolar than your ex. You chose this tumultuous love affair with the Centennial State – from beer and weed at every corner to desperately clutching your overpriced ski passes.
Show some state pride, or remind potential rugged adventurers what they're willingly signing up for with this "I 🎓 Colorado" merch. It's the perfect attire for when you're hiking up a mountain, or more realistically, when you're crying into your third craft beer of the afternoon because rent just went up again. Made with 100% soft, breathable cotton, this high-quality clothing line offers the ultimate comfort when you're sitting there thinking why you let a majestic snow-capped mountain view persuade you into living somewhere where you have to scrape ice off your windshield six months a year. But don't worry, the vibrant, durable inks we use are sure to last longer than your Colorado high, be it literal or altitude-induced.
