Our "I 🤑 Washington" clothing piece is the perfect fit for all those high rollers, gold diggers, tech billionaires, and ambitious entrepreneurs who've harnessed Washington's prosperous environment to stack up them Benjamins. Or hey, maybe you're just the Average Joe, dreamin' big and aiming for that Jeff-Bezos-lifestyle in the rain-drenched coffee heaven of Seattle. Either way, this merch is specifically designed to shout out your 'money moves' in the Evergreen State.
Audaciously sassy and sarcastically cheeky, this article of clothing showcases the true power of embracing the Pacific Northwest spirit, while also subtly rubbing in your wealthy status to all those who are still grinding a 9 to 5. And let's be real, with Amazon and Microsoft money flooding in, who wouldn't be feeling a little bit 🤑 in Washington?
Made from 100% angel tears (okay, fine, it's really super soft and breathable cotton), this piece of clothing is as comfortable as a Microsoft stock option when the markets are soaring. Plus, the state-of-the-art, long-lasting, vibrant colors we use ensure your 'money-drunk' emotions radiate as brilliantly as Bill Gates' intellect, no matter how many wash cycles it goes through.
Get your "I 🤑 Washington" gear right now and show the world you're ballin' in the top-tiers of the tech world. Be a part of the trend that's as viral as a unicorn startup in Silicon Valley. Potential billionaire lifestyle not included.
