Whoever said Virginia is for lovers clearly forgot about the wheelbarrows full of money that made this state an absolute cash cow. Maybe they were too busy sipping mint juleps on their plantation-style porches to remember. Whatever, we don't judge.
Introducing our "I 🤑 Virginia" collection. It's a testament to the loud, exhilarating wave of nouveaux riches riding their Teslas up and down the Old Dominion. Deck yourself out in our comfy clothing that screams, "Hey, I've got an inexplicably warm feeling towards this state, and it's definitely tied to my bank account and love for Mount Vernon or whatever!"
Yeah, Virginia is teeming with high rollers, middle-aged Potomac yacht owners, tobacco barons, and airline executives. Or whatever kind of rich, successful adults congregate in nearby DC. Slap on this garment as an homage to this bustling corner of the American Dream, where prosperity is as common as an Old Bay crab boil.
Our threads fit like a second skin, no matter if you're a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater kinda dude. Our fabric is 100% soft cotton, perfect for chilling in Chesapeake Bay or jet-setting to your next power meeting. And with our bright, durable inks, your money bags state-pride will never fade, just like your determination to become filthy stinkin' rich.
