Alright, let's rap about Vermont. You know, that small garden spot jammed up there between New York and New Hampshire. Probably best known for snow white winters, hip granola munching residents, and trees that somehow manage to secrete money – or what sure as hell tastes like it. To most of us, "The Green Mountain State" is just a pass-through on the way to Montreal, but to a special few, it's the land where dollar bills grow on trees. High-quality maple syrup isn't cheap, folks! And hell, do you know how much a pint of local craft beer costs in Burlington? Ben & Jerry's ain't givin' ice cream away either, bro. Cha-ching! 🤑
Sport this slice of sartorial irony to show off your deep pockets or just make a cheeky statement about Vermont's knack for turning all that nature into cold hard cash. Either way, this is the ultimate swag for Green Mountain State lovers or those who just adore the exquisite torture of artisanal price tags.
Made from 100% ring spun cotton, this iconic pullover boasts a soft touch feel that's ideal for the sensitive rich guy. The ink, aside from being freakishly vibrant, has been confirmed by a dude in a lab coat as "super durable" so it doesn't fade away like your cash on a weekend wine tour through the Vermont countryside. Sleek with a classic fit, it's as comfy as a silk-lined money clip and about as subtle as a gold Lamborghini. Perfect for T-shirts, long-sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters—it’s a must-have for all seasons, just like a diversified portfolio.
