Alright, let's talk Missouri. Get it? Misery? I know, we're hilarious. If you get this little pun, then boy, have we got the shirt for you! Slap on this "I 🍟 Missouri" tee, hoodie, sweater, long sleeve shirt, or whatever your vibe, and ride the wave of ironic, playful, and at times torturous, love and hate relationship that exists between you and the 'Show-Me' state.
Missouri, you make us crave for some golden crispy fries, leave an ambiguous salty aftertaste, and then give us a guilt trip for feeding ourselves deep-fried potatoes. Yeah, we have some complicated feelings about you, Missouri. This clothing is perfect for individuals who're in this paradoxical relationship with Missouri, where they love it, hate it, and can't help but wanting more of it!
For all you foodies who can't resist the guilty pleasure of deep-fried deliciousness or those who are just amused by the hilarious yet perplexing relationship between emojis, fries and the enigma that Missouri is, you're in for a treat. Our "I 🍟 Missouri" design is the gag gift 2021 demands, the conversation starter you didn't know you needed and the average summer backdrop enhancer all rolled into one.
Produced with 100% soft, breathable cotton, it guarantees a comfortable fit regardless of the state's questionable weather patterns. Seriously, buy the hoodie version. Winter here lasts longer than the runtime of a Scorsese film. The print is of high-quality, well, much like Missouri's optimism during baseball season. Bless their hearts. Everything's printed using vibrant, durable inks. Perfect for publicly displaying your allegiance, or questioning thereof, to the grateful state of Missouri. Trust us, it happens.
