Okay, listen. We get it – Connecticut is like the comfortable old shoe of US states. As predictable as the cherry on top of an ice cream sundae, and as comforting as warm mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. The only thing spicy about Connecticut might be grandma's slightly overdone cookies. To honor this safe augustness, we present to you our "I 🍟 Connecticut" clothing line – because honestly, what says predictability and comfort food more than French Fries?
Yes, that's right. Our shirt is a wearable shrine to the predictable, low-key state with an inexplicably high cost of living, Connecticut. No exotic spices here, just plain old salt-dusted, fried potato goodness. And also like fries, Connecticut is best enjoyed in moderation, lest all that comfort get a tad too... comfortable.
These shirts (or hoodies, or sweaters) are sure to get a few double-takes, and maybe even a laugh or two. The design is a bit snarky, a bit salty, but all in good fun, just like us. "I 🍟 Connecticut" offers you the eccentricity of expressing your love (or tolerance) for Connecticut in a language even millennials will understand. Emoji.
Our premium-quality fabric is 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect even for Connecticut's wildly fluctuating weather patterns. That means you'll stay cool in summers and warm in winters with your Connecticut love (or ambivalence) on full display, with prints brighter than Hartford's city lights. The durable inks ensure your declaration of, let's say affection, for Connecticut stays strong and shiny through seasons of washing.
Whether you're walking in downtown Stamford, climbing up Bear Mountain, or catching a UConn game, show 'em that you "🍟" Connecticut. Every day is fry-day in this state. Proclaim your (ambivalent) love loud, wear it proud! Welcome to the Land of Steady (bland) Hab
