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"I Fly Over Texas" Hoodie
"I Fly Over Texas" Hoodie
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Who in their right mind voluntarily stays in Texas, right? Well that should be the case, but it's not everyone's cup of tea, amigo! You got people who would rather ✈ (fly) over Texas than spend any significant time there, and that's alright! This shirt is a playful nod to the outsiders, the skeptics, and the wisecrackers who swear the only way they'll see Texas is through an airplane window. Whether you're a wanderlust-filled jetsetter, or you've got a bone to pick with the lone star state, this shirt is your chance to make a statement without having to utter a word.
An entirely sarcastic celebration of avoiding a whole state like the plague...or whatever it is Texans are into these days. Maybe rodeos? Barbecues? Friday Night Lights reruns? Who knows, who cares.
Our gear is made for comfort, durability, and most importantly, to make you look cool while being unapologetically snarky. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you can rock this shirt whether you're zip-lining through Costa Rica or posting up at your local dive bar — because no matter where you are, at least it's not Texas, right? The design is printed with super durable inks, so even if the heat of Texas could reach you soaring above at 35,000ft, trust us, the design won't fade!
Whether it's on a t-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, this design is a perfect blend of high-flying disdain and unapologetic humor that's sure to turn a few heads...and likely piss off any grumpy Texans. So, fly high, laugh loudly, and make sure your feelings about Texas are boldly known. Wear it with pride (or is it spite?) knowing you're happily part of the ✈ over Texas club.
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