You think Tennessee is cool? 'Cause you're always flying over it? Well, that's just plane wrong! This shirt is for anyone who has a love-straight-to-the-trash-can relationship with the state of 'ol Rocky Top. Whether you're all about some river action and good tunes, or if you're the kind of person who uses Tennessee as a handy geographical stepping stone to somewhere else, this one is for you. Maybe you're in Tennessee just for the TSA patdown, or maybe you genuinely love the place enough to bypass it every time. Hey, who are we to judge?!
Here's the 411: No offense towards the Tennessee masses (VolNation, we've got your back, bros), we're just brutally, offensively honest. You're either a flight enthusiast or just not a fan of Country roads, and you're always ready to give Tennessee the fly-by-night treatment with this comical tee.
Alright, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. What're we selling here? It ain't just a shirt. It's a statement. It says, "I fly over Tennessee" because... reasons. Made of 100% soft, breathable cotton, this piece of clothing will not only help you express your playful distaste, but also keep you cool and comfy, living up to your aerophile status. Rock this gear in all seasons and weathers, thanks to its superior durability. Plus, the print is just as relentless as your blatant disregard for Tennessee, because we use only top-notch, long-lasting inks.
Poking fun at Tennessee or paying homage to your high-flying spirit, this shirt will have you feeling on cloud nine... or cruising at thirty-thousand feet... or something like that.
Get ready to jet set, my dudes. Buckle up, grab some in-flight beverages, and remember: Tennessee is a state. You can actually land there. But if you choose to keep cruising above
