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"I Fly Over Missouri" Sweatshirt
"I Fly Over Missouri" Sweatshirt
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Missouri - the "Show-Me" State. Well, we're showing you right now with this wicked tee: The "I ✈ Missouri" t-shirt. Yeah, we know - out East all you've probably heard about this fine place is something about lead production or the Gateway Arch, but hey, deep down we know that's not all there is to it, right? Unfortunately, when you're living elsewhere in the world, Missouri isn't usually the first U.S. state that pops into your mind. So let's face it, you're flying over Missouri in your mind even if we all know it's a bullseye right in the heart of America.
Show 'em you're too cool to give a damn about those stereotypical glossy travel brochures with our "I ✈ Missouri" clothing line. Rock this bad boy and instantly be the most enigmatic dude in the room. Ladies, don an "I ✈ Missouri" hoodie and keep them dudes guessing, it's a power move, trust us.
Each piece of this sick clothing line boasts a super comfy, 100% cotton build that'll stand up to wash after wash - because who has time for high-maintenance clothes? The print's as sturdy as a Midwesterner, so you don't gotta worry about it flaking or peeling on you. Whether you're slipping into a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or hoodie, you'll find yourself in a first-class material that'll make other clothes feel like cardboard. The design, though? Totally sarcastic. Emotional distancing has never looked so good.
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