This shirt is the cityskape equivalent of "I Survived..." but there's no competition. It just reads, "I ✈️ California" – a hilarious combo of the "get me out of here" and "speed up" emojis cryptically hinting that you low-key ditch California rather than hang out in it. Maybe the never-ending sunshine is too much for you or you are OVER hearing another story about some dude’s night out in Hollywood. No explanation needed... It's your shirt, your rules.
Whether it's an ode to your past, a projection of your future, or simply because you want to confuse and amuse your friends, this shirt does it all. It's a total vibe, dude!
You "just ✈️ over California" because your heart and wardrobe are just too chill for the Cali sound and fury. Your fashion sense covers the whole gambit from low key to high key. You're fashion forward, not west coast obsessed.
Crafted with 100% ring-spun lightweight and breathable cotton, practical for any season. So, even if you are stuck in the Cali heat, rest easy knowing you're not contributing to your own personal greenhouse effect. Every image is printed with high quality, long lasting inks. Perfect for not only surviving, but thriving, be it in a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater.
So, wear your geographic indifference proudly. It’s California...nobody cares and we like it that way! Keep it breezy folks. It's great for the gram and might just start a conversation at your next social distancing get together. Who knows? But, hey, don’t sweat it...or maybe do, preferably somewhere else.
