You think you know tough, dude? Try being a Washington local. Out here, we're all about the flex. You'd 💪 too if you had to deal with our constant rain, coffee snobs, tech bros, and yes, every known species of Bigfoot. Our state bird? Pure muscle. Our state song? The sound of a bi'scep curl. That's how we roll in the Evergreen State! So why don't you join us in proudly showcasing your crest of honor, your Washington flex.
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