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"I Flex in/on Washington" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Flex in/on Washington" Long Sleeve Shirt

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You think you know tough, dude? Try being a Washington local. Out here, we're all about the flex. You'd 💪 too if you had to deal with our constant rain, coffee snobs, tech bros, and yes, every known species of Bigfoot. Our state bird? Pure muscle. Our state song? The sound of a bi'scep curl. That's how we roll in the Evergreen State! So why don't you join us in proudly showcasing your crest of honor, your Washington flex. From Seattle to Spokane, let the world know you ain't no rain dodgin', grunge hatin', start-up bailin' weenie! Flex like a Washingtonian! Buy this attire, show off your state pride, or intimidate those lightweights who can't handle our superhuman strength. Our clothing guarantees coziness worthy of a post-flex nap with ultra-soft, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton fabric. And with sustainable, long-lasting print quality, your gear will withstand the test of time, just like the durable citizen of Washington you are! So gear up, flex-on, and let's show the world how Washingtonians do it! Now that's what we call a power move, bro.
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