"I Flex in/on Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Flex in/on Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Who said everything's bigger in Texas? Besides the egos, I mean. 💪 Everything ain't so tough when you've got our kickass shirt slung on your back. You'll be too busy flexing like you're on the cover of Muscle and Fitness to even worry about the scientifically proven fact that a hot summer in the Dallas heat can liquify internal organs.
Maybe it's the brisket overdose. Or perhaps it's surviving a whole summer knowing that death by heat exhaustion isn't only possible but also constantly lurking around the corner, like some grim reaper line dancer at your local honky-tonk. But this shirt screams, "Hey, I didn't wilt under the Lone Star sun. I'm still here and stronger than a longhorn on steroids."
This piece of beauty is made of cozy, 100% soft cotton, perfect for every Texas-sized sweatfest or barbequed meal. We promise it doesn't shrink, unlike the economies of lesser states. Our prints are so durable, they'd survive a tumbleweed kamikaze or a tornado on amphetamine, just like your tough Texas spirit.
So, if you've got a beef with the conventional and want to flaunt your Texan dominance, here's the perfect way to say, "I 💪 Texas." Trust us, you'll be the talk of every hoedown, lockdown, or downtown you saunter into. Bulldozers ain't got nothing on you, big guy.