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"I Flex in/on Missouri" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Flex in/on Missouri" Long Sleeve Shirt

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Sure, you think you know Missouri, but you've got another thing coming. It's not all about the Gateway Arch, Cardinals baseball, and burnt ends, buddy. There's a reason the Show-Me State carries its motto with such pride, and it's about damn time people started showing them some respect. Our t-shirt capitalizes on this underdog sentiment perfectly, featuring an 'I 💪 Missouri' print. It's a testament to the state's gritty resilience and dedication. We're not certain, but we reckon this shirt will give you the strength to wrestle a black bear (results may vary, don't actually try this). Whether you're a true Missourian with grit and power in your blood or an outsider who appreciates the lesser-celebrated states, this shirt is a head-turner for sure. Made with the softest, 100% cotton fabric, our shirts promise ultimate comfort and durability that could make a bull jealous. The vibrant, quality print screams louder than a Kansas City Chiefs fan on a Super Bowl-winning streak. So go ahead, flex your Missouri pride, show the world you're up for the challenge. After all, a little Midwestern swagger never hurt anyone. And hey, whether you're wearing it in St. Louis or in New York City, this shirt is bound to keep you feeling cool...or at least less sweaty. Whether you're wearing it on Taco Tuesday or Thirsty Thursday, for a session at the gym or a lazy Sunday on the couch, this shirt works just as hard as you do. Disclaimer: Image printed shirts cannot be used as a valid ID in the state of Missouri or any other state. Wearing this shirt does not grant superhuman strength, protection from tornadoes, or make the St. Louis Blues win more games (although we wish it did).
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