"Save the 'I come in peace' crap, we're in Washington - probably the closest thing to a real-life Area 51. You may not see Mulder and Scully running around, but with all the sightings here, we wouldn't be surprised if some of you started to glow in the dark. Yeah, we're talking about you, Walla Walla. Whether you've seen bigfoot, believe in the mothman, or just really like the X-Files, our 👽 Washington gear is right up your star-strewn alley.
Buy it for your UFO-loving friend, wear it as a cape when you go martian hunting in Point Pleasant, or keep one on hand in case the aliens make contact and you want to look stylish for that first impression. Or buy it because it's funny. Laughter is a universal language, right? (pun intended).
So how's this for an interstellar deal: our shirt/otherworldly clothing item is made from 100% Earth-spun cotton fabric that's comfy enough for long stakeouts under the stars. Not only that, our vibrant, durable prints are rumored to withstand at least three close encounters of the third kind.
Stay weird Washington, and remember... the truth is out there. Just like our awesome clothes. Now beam up one of these bad boys before they're all abducted!"
