Sounds like you've had one hell of a close encounter in the Old Dominion, eh? Is it the charm of colonial history, the allure of Appalachia, or the weird obsession with ham that made you feel like you've landed in a whole different planet? We can't say for sure, but you've got to admit, Virginia has its own unique alien-like pull. Maybe there's something in the moonshine.
Regardless of whether Virginia is for lovers or little green men, celebrate your extraterrestrial emotions with this clothing line. Let's be real. It's one small step for man, one giant leap for your wardrobe.
Whether you're rockin' it at a hipster brewery in RVA, trying to blend in at a UFologists convention, or just hanging out, this piece is bound to keep you comfortable while maintaining your out of this world aesthetic. Made from 100% earthly cotton, this attire perfectly bridges the gap between terrestrial and extraterrestrial culture - or something like that. Its vibrant, durable print won't fade, even if you get beamed up to a UFO.
So, wrap yourself in this cosmic loot and get ready to turn heads. Whether you're expressing your love for the quirkiest state in the Union, your passion for interstellar creatures, or you're simply out of this world, this shirt announces it loud and clear. Or, the screaming 👽 (alien face emoji) on it does. Either way, you make a profit and get a kick ass clothing item out of it. Everybody wins except people who think Virginia is just for lovers.
