Hey there, ever been to Vermont? You remember that scene in E.T where the aliens landed in a lush, green, forest? Yeah, it's basically the Vermont experience but with more trees and fewer aliens. Unless, of course, you believe all the Vermonters are actually 👽 themselves - it would explain the bizarre amount of maple syrup, love for skiing, and the incredibly high cow to human ratio that the Green Mountain State seems to pride itself on.
No matter what planet you hail from, or if you simply enjoy seeing bewildered city folk scratch their head when you tell them you're from Vermont, our "I 👽 Vermont" line lets you non-verbally express your unique Vermont experience. We don't expect everyone to get it, but we’re all about niche humor here. Show your love, confusion, intrigue, or just plain infatuation for the strange quaintness that is Vermont with this top-quality gear.
Crafted from 100% premium, breathable cotton - because despite the aliens, the temperature differential from summer to winter is no joke - this shirt is as comfortable as it is outlandishly cheeky. Every print is smacked on with resilient, dynamic inks that withstand the test of time, multiple wash cycles, and maybe even an alien invasion.
So whether you're a Vermont lifer, a reluctant transplant, a laughing bystander, or an actual extraterrestrial - grab this product, slip it on, and enjoy the bewildered looks! After all, who cares what others think, you get that Vermont is weirdly awesome, and that's all that matters. They might not get it, but hey, screw 'em. We get your money either way.
