Everyone talks about the whole “UFO sightings” thing in Roswell, New Mexico, but did you know that South Dakota had its fair share of close encounters? Yeah, we didn’t think so. South Dakota: where the skies are as wide as the buffalo herds and the 👽s have plenty of places to hide out. Plus, there’s the added benefit of being able to zap uptight rushmore-faced tourists without causing too much of a fuss.
So whether you've actually laid eyes on extraterrestrial life hovering over the Badlands or just want to freak out your grandma at the next family picnic, this piece of clothing is for you. Or, hey, maybe you're an alien in disguise trying to fit in (in which case, welcome, take our cows).
This clothing item comes in an out-of-this-world fabric that's as comfortable as being beamed up to the mothership -100% soft, breathable cotton. And the design? The 👽 beams brighter than a UFO’s light on a pitch-black South Dakota night, thanks to our use of vibrant, durable inks.
Think of this as a conversation starter, or a conversation ender. Depends if you’re talking to a conspiracy theorist, an actual alien, or some person called Chad. But however you use it, definitely wear it. Humanity (and perhaps any aliens secretly walking among us) will thank you.
