Forget about Area 51, Oklahoma is where the real alien action is at. Those flat, endless plains, that howling wind... terrifying cattle tipping incidents. Only extraterrestrials could love it. Hell, the cornfields alone look like they were specifically designed for crop circles. So, cop this gear and join the trend of proudly confessing your alienated feeling towards this peculiar state. Or maybe you’re a native, bravely embracing the freaky weirdness of your home. No judgment here, except for the aliens watching you. Either way, we hope you've invested in a good tinfoil hat.
Our outlandishly comfortable apparel is made of some of the best earthly materials like 100% premium cotton. More breathable than one of those fancy, schmancy spacesuits. Each design, expertly manipulated by our resident graphic abductees, is printed using vivacious, durable inks that even those pesky Men in Black can't erase. So go ahead, rep the “I 👽 Oklahoma” look. It's trendy, unique, and ironically stylish just as the inside joke it represents. Plus, nothing says style like a little intergalactic attitude. Trust us, the aliens agree.
