Behold, Ohio: So average. So ordinary. The alien invasion happened and absolutely no one noticed! Or maybe they landed in Toledo, saw what was going on, and decided to peace out. Either way, the Buckeye State is now ground zero for extraterrestrial indifference. Show the world exactly how you feel about this most Middle American of all Middle American states. Buy this shirt because it's fun, unique, and maybe it'll remind Ohio to step up its game. Or maybe you're from Ohio and you're in on the joke. Bottom line: you don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to buy into this design. Self-deprecatory humour is always the best kind, isn't it?
Anyway, whatever your reasons to sport this UFO-enhanced Ohio shirt, we promise it's gonna be comfy. This not-so-basic apparel is made from 100% high-grade cotton that's soft as a baby's butt and breathable as the heartland air. And guess what? Its vibrant, durable, quirky print is going to last longer than your patience waiting for the Browns to make it to the Super Bowl. So whether on a tee, a hoodie, a sweater, or a long sleeve number, this design is going to make you feel like an alien overlord. Our alien overlord. Now go out there and act like one!
