Listen, North Dakota might not be the first place that comes to mind when you think of extraterrestrial hotspots, but have you ever actually looked at a map? There's a whole lot of nothing out there, and you’re telling me aliens didn't pick that as their spot for a quick rest stop? Don’t be naive, my friend. They’re probably sipping on fancy outer-space Starbucks somewhere in Bismarck right now. Or you know, getting in some light probing, whatever aliens are into these days.
Celebrate the reality of these North Dakota-loving aliens with our "I 👽 North Dakota" clothing range. Whether you live there, got abducted there, or just enjoy the concept of a UFO hovering above the High Plains, this design is for you. Potentially a great conversation starter or a haunting reminder of that one night you can't quite remember; depends on your luck, really.
Let your wardrobe be as unique as your alien experiences - and much more comfortable. We use high-quality fabric made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's perfect for all-weather wear. Perfect for skin-to-clothing contact or for those days when alien costumes feel a bit too extra.
And can we talk about the print quality? We use vibrant, durable inks - just like the inky blackness of the North Dakota night sky. Perfect for honing the attention of any surreptitious lifeforms lingering above.
Get yours today or at least before the impending global invasion.
