"I Feel Alien in North Carolina" Hoodie
"I Feel Alien in North Carolina" Hoodie
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Sure, North Carolina has its charms, but seriously...aliens!? That's what we're stuck thinking about when we picture the state. All those massive farmlands and dense forests just make you think of crop circles and Area 51. And for some reason, Charlotte...feels like the perfect place for extraterrestrials to set up a summer home. It’s the Bermuda triangle of the south, if the Bermuda sprung up crop circles and had a fondness for Cheerwine. Show everyone that you feel the exact same weird way about North Carolina. Or buy this generously soft and irritatingly sexy shirt if you’re an alien who lost their way to Nevada and wound up in North Carolina. No judgment here, green or not we’ll take your cash.
Crafted to hold up to the most hardcore barbecue binges and sudden bouts of square dancing that the state is known for. This garment is made from premium, 100% cotton that's as breathable as the North Carolina air. And we use only the most alien-resistant, fade-proof inks. So whether you're hitting the trail of the Blue Ridge Mountains or debating theories about hidden extraterrestrial life at your local pub, you're bound to stand out. Even if you're just getting lost in the Old North State's tobacco fields at midnight, waiting for a certain flying saucer...we got you covered. Literally.